Sunday, November 21, 2010

WTFland:Chapter 1

It all started last night. It was midnight, but I couldn't get to sleep. I was laying in my bed, staring at the stars. Such a beautiful sight. I began to count them- 38 stars in the sky. Just as I was beginning to admire the bright crescent moon, a thought occured to me- where is my ceiling?

I shot out of my bed and looked up. My ceiling was gone. When did that happen??? I swear it was here when I first came in! I began pacing, when I finally just screamed "WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING????"

Surprisingly, I got multiple responses: "Hey, my ceiling's gone too!", "Where'd it go?", "When the hell did this happen?" I looked out my window and saw that my neighbors were waking up their families and going outside. It was very confusing- where could our ceilings have gone?

Everyone had their own theory on how the ceilings disappeared, but I had a hard time believing any of them. That's when my next door neighbor, Mr. Banks, started pointing the finger at someone else. "YOU DID IT, LOPEZ!" he yelled at Mr. Lopez, who lives a few houses away from me. That's when a large, bright light lit up the sky. Everyone stopped and stared. Something, I don't know what, came down from the light. It looked like a woman, but it's face stuck out a tad bit more, it had bleached blonde hair, and it was dressed in a funky fashion. "I stole all your ceilings," the woman said, "Now I must take one of you." Everyone stood still. That's when she pointed to me and said, "You. Let's go."

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